
Ben (8) to Lily (6): "All you really need to live is bread, water and venesion. Right, Mama?"
Me: "Hmmm??"
Ben: "I said, 'All you really need to live is bread, water, and venesion. Right?'"
Me: "Venesion?"
Ben: "Yeah, you know, deer meet."
Me: "Oh. No, all you really need to live is bread, water, and venison."
And now somehow, I'm not sure even that is right. But I do think it fits in with his reading of late:

And, according to him, the real version is that much better than the abridged. Because why on earth would you want to leave any of it out?

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